Tropical Pineapple Margarita Slushies

Name: Tropical Pineapple Margarita Slushies
Prep time: 5 min
Total time: 5 min
Yield: 4 servings
Ingredients: 4 cups frozen diced pineapple; Juice from 2 limes; 1/4 cup orange juice concentrate; 1/2 cup coconut sugar (or brown sugar); 1-1/2 cups tequila; 3/4 cup triple sec; 1 cup ice cubes

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July 31, 2015

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You’ll feel like you took a trip to the tropics after one sip of these icy-cold, tropical-style margarita slushies! You’re only 5 minutes and a few basic ingredients away.

You so did not see these coming. Even after yesterday’s clever little forshadow/slip of the tongue of margaritas vs. veggies.

The margaritas are clearly WINNING today.

TGIF, friends. And a happy last day of JULY! (whaaaa??)

So it’s story-time. A few weeks ago when my sister was in town, all the adults decided that even though I’m not “legally” the drinking age, I absolutely needed to make everyone boozy drinks.

I was just like, ME?! Guys, anyone that knows me knows that I’m kind of a small person and literally cannot even handle alcohol in my system unless I want my brain to turn to complete fuzz.

So I sip here and there and more-or-less sample the booze, but that’s pretty much it. I’m probably the most responsible 18-year old you’ll ever meet in that regard.

But you know what? It turns out that even though I am absolutely the worst judge of how much or how little of alcohol to throw into a drink, I can actually make some pretty mean tropical margarita slushies if I do say so myself….

At least, that’s what my older siblings said. After a few sips, the whole fam told me that I should just skip culinary school and go straight to bar-tending.

Yeah, that’ll happen uh, NEVER I’m hoping, guys…

Anyway. I had only a few sips of this slushie only because my sister said that I had to at least TRY some (she filled my glass practically to the top I might add) and whoa, guys….it’s a good thing that I have self-control around things like this because just…..whoa.

All the tropical goodness. Surrounded by all the booze and ALL the icy-cold slush.

Summer ‘sippin. Gotta loooove it! ???

I decided you guys probably needed the recipe because EVERYONE needs this kind of heaven.

I’m here to tell ‘ya that you do NOT have to have a degree in bar-tending (hahaha) or even a bunch of super-expensive/fancy ingredients in order to make a killer drink. If your pantry is anything like mine, chances are you already have everything you need to make these beauts!

That was huge hint-hint there, by the way. *cough cough*

Frozen pineapple, lime juice, orange juice concentrate, coconut sugar, triple sec, tequila, and a handful of ice cubes is literally all you need! And your blender. Have I mentioned lately that I heaaaaart my Vitamix??

I kinda ♥ the contents even more though.

See this here? It’s called Friday/andalsoeveryothernightoftheweek PAR-AD-ISE.

The only thing that could possibly make these drinks even better? LITTLE PAPER UMBRELLAS. Do it.!